The Michael Jackson Circus

I heard on the radio today that Michael Jackson's body will be taken by procession from Los Angeles to Neverland Ranch up by Santa Barbara. The cost of this (estimated in the hundreds of thousands of dollars) to be picked up by...hmmm...The Jackson Family? No. The numerous hustlers who I'm sure hope to make a buck off the death of this sad individual? No. How 'bout, you guessed it. The California taxpayer. Well, why not? We've got money to burn out here. Should be able to hire more guv'ment employees to man the gates of what I assume will soon be Neverland State Park. Ridiculous. Also, I heard that there will be a public viewing. Bad idea. After a few days, 2 post mortems, and the numerous plastic surgeries this is not going to be pretty. I hope they have lots of soft lighting and some good deodorizer handy.